This is great! It’s a recipe for Google Rank Cake:

-6 cups thick content mix
-1 jar word of mouth, whipped
-2 tablespoons meta tags
-1 cup creativity

1) In a bowl, stir content mix with 1 cup creativity. Stir. If hard, let sit overnight

2) Stir in meta tags.

3) Heat server to 100 degrees. In a 1024×768 pan or two 800×600 pans, pour mix. Beat in meta tags.

4) Let bake for one year.

5) While baking, prepare word of mouth.

6) Pagerank and Linkback will start to form on cake. Spread with a spoon of new content batter every 1-3 weeks.

7) Bake until done.

You should check out the entire recipe for the answers to the FAQ’s:

Q. Should I buy content batter from the box or attempt to make it myself?
Q. What if IÂ’’m out of creativity?
Q. I have baked for a year and pagerank nor linkback will grow!
Q. What brand of meta tags do you recommend?
Q. I heard word of mouth was hard to come by. So how am I supposed to get 1 jar!
Q. I do not have the patience to wait a whole year for Google Rank Cake! I have money and I will buy the biggest one there is!
Q. Is it okay to let my Google Rank Cake bake longer than a year?
Q. My friend’Â’s cake is the biggest IÂ’’ve seen and mine is the second biggest. But IÂ’’ve used more content batter and meta tags than him!

Thanks to the Search Engine Lowdown for the tip.